What about:
A typewriter with ribbons that was worn by Lady Di, or
A lovely piece of steak for when she whacks you in the eye.
Speaking of which I could sell you some steak that I won in the meat draw down the club.
What about a set of my lovely china dogs, including Hitler dog, Mussolini the cocker spaniel, Churchill the poodle and Franklin D Roosevelt the whippet. I'm sure 'er indoors wil love them, who wouldn't.
I'll sort your quandry
What about:
A typewriter with ribbons that was worn by Lady Di, or
A lovely piece of steak for when she whacks you in the eye.
Speaking of which I could sell you some steak that I won in the meat draw down the club.
I know what to get
Get some lovely Hong Kong made, genuine Paris knickers.
Minder yer own business
Don't give me your problems, cos this one's yours.
What about a set of my lovely dogs
What about a set of my lovely china dogs, including Hitler dog, Mussolini the cocker spaniel, Churchill the poodle and Franklin D Roosevelt the whippet. I'm sure 'er indoors wil love them, who wouldn't.
luvvly jubbly
Done (I 'ave been). £1.35 that's yer final offer for the lot Mike...