I have a lovely dog called Peter.  He's a right character, he keeps chewing through my lycra suit and eating my webs.  I'd like to enter him for the poll.

David. Derek. Hitler. Barbapapa. Bagpuss. King Henry VIII. Gary. Simon. Keith. Geoff. Chaiman Mao. Philip. Dennis Wateman.

I dinnae hae a doag masel' but ma pal Eck frae the boolin' club has ane called James Maynard Kitchener Lampwick, or Jimmy for short.

This site is really going to the dogs...

Ochhhhh...Tony Blackburn - an old DJ colleague of mine had a dog called Arnold which he kept in a dustbin by his mixing desk. His tinny, monotonous "Woof woof" catchphrase could be heard during Tony's 'Junior Choice' show on Saturday mornings back in "The Golden Age" of Radio 1 and even in the show's theme tune. Not sure what happened to poor Arnlold, but the day after he disappeared form the airwaves, they put a lovely curry on in the BBC canteen...ochhhhhhh...only joking.....GOTCHA!

My dog's called Steve, that's a fairly inappropriate name for a dog.  Isn't it ?

Hi Mike - Depends on the breed I suppose. If Steve's anything other than a poodle, then yes, that is inappropriate. Best wishes, Galen.

I've kept my tongue between my teeth for as long as I can waiting for the Administrator to correct the spelling of 'Inappropriate' in the title block.  It really comes to something when an American (yes, folks, this site has a transatlantic membership base) has to tell an Englishman to correct his spelling...

Thanks Wyle, speling wos neva my stgong poynt.