No complaints...just high praise for the Big A on the recent improvements to my favourite site. The random image selector is vastly improved. As you all know I love a bearded lady so imagine, friends, my clashing coconuts when a bearded Posh popped up. What with that, and the picture of (a much improved) Lesley Ash this site is turning into a "totty-fest"! Well done and keep up the good work.

Howdy folks, had a busy few days going through all my collectables or "junk" as our lass calls it, trying to find the photos of me dressed as Kojak at my auntie's do a few years ago. So far, no luck dear friends, but fear not I'll keep looking.

Howdy folks, your friend Galen here. First of all, I'd like to say it's good to be back. I've been lost for the past couple of weeks in a haze of cheap beer. I should never have had that second can.

Howdy folks

Just wondering if anyone knows who did the spread for the Wookies' Christmas do last year. Great buffet. Great entertainment. Poor venue - lot of walking involved.

Speaking of complaints - I could barely wait to get onto my favourite site this morning, after much nocturnal pacing and coconut clashing, to raise a complaint with the Administrator.

Howdy folks...Galen here. As you will all be aware - I'm known for my facial expressions throughout Shields. My best ones being "sympathetic eyes" and "inquisitive nose twitching". But who's your favourite sympathetic ape? Obviously I hope I get your vote. And remember, if you're unsure of what an ape is - don't be afraid to ask...I'm always sypathetic.